Dear steroid (aka corticosteroid),
When I first met you, I thought the world of you. Little did I know how you were going to turn out.
The side effects!
You've made me put on so much weight. My skin feels like paper and I keep bruising every time I bump something.
My blood pressure is high, there's sugar in my blood, you've hurt my eyes and you've made my muscles feel weak.
I hate the way I look. You've made my face puffy and look at my belly!
I've even heard that you'll go as far as making my bones crumble and break.
I hate you! I want you out of my life!
(I suggest you now read Dear Steroid, I love you...)